This is what made me * guffaw * this morning!!!

Have had a pretty shitty weekend but @rajasen managed to get me smiling or guffawing this morning, here’s what he told me:

This guy walks into his house at 5am,

nudges his sleeping wife,

tells her he’s really randy,

she mumbles that she’s really tired,

so he nudges her again,

and says “I know you’re tired, but at least give me a blowjob.”

She sighs and tells him……..

‘I’m really really tired. Why don’t you wank off in a glass and I can drink it in the morning???’

GUFFAW!!!!!

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