Bah! i love the ending!
me: u suck1
6:15 PM b: WHAT?
6:16 PM me: neva mind
b: grrrr u lesbo
6:17 PM me: haha i know the thought turns u on!!
b: thats true, i admit
i love lesbians
6:18 PM why hang out with me?
me: isso malikade pisso, burua
cus u remind me of this girl i once made out with!
6:19 PM b: tell me
what did u do?
and i remind u of a girl?wtf
6:20 PM me: what do u mean what did i do?
u remind me of a girl like sinead oconnor or demi moore from GI Jane!
6:21 PM b: i mean how was the making out like?
demi moore? what the flying fuck?
6:22 PM the making was good
quite sensuous actually
no stubble or anything!! very soft
6:23 PM b: and what else?
u two got nekked?
6:29 PM me: haha arent you the curious one?
6:38 PM b: i am a man
a heterosexual man
6:39 PM me: haha..
thank god u clarified!!
6:41 PM b: so gimme the juicy details
6:42 PM me: no way…
6:43 PM its too too personal
6:45 PM b: okay
but gimme an overview
a birds eye view
no need to make it a porno
arent you satified with your past sexual experiences?
6:46 PM would you tell me if i asked you what it was liked with your girl>?
b: umm no
6:47 PM but as i said i am not asking the gory details
6:48 PM b: besides i like to know things
me: watch porn!
6:49 PM b: precisely..you dont get a real life explanation of things from porn\
6:50 PM me: haha ask another girl then…cus im not telling im sorry…your gonna have to bribe me to get that information out
b: whats the bribe?
me: be creative… depends on how merciful i am today
6:51 PM b: hmm lets discuss it
me: haha ur wish…
6:53 PM b: what?
how abt i acompany u when u shop?
(He goes on to say he wants to buy something for his girlfriend)
b: i was thinking of lingerie…she mentioned it once obliquely
me: will get there faster and on time
dyu know her sizes?
7:03 PM b: thats a problem
i don’t 😦
me: shit…ummm ok..
7:04 PM but roughly you do ryt?
so we can prolly get her some nice underwear and those negligee sorta tops
7:05 PM that are lacy and see thru..
we dont want a wrong bra
itl b a waste
7:08 PM b: yeah that was the idea
i roughly know
so you dont need to buy her a bra-y thing maybe just a bikini top yknoq
im going into lokhandwala today…
7:09 PM u wanna look around…
but i cant stay long i gotta go home quick…
i am tied up here today
when are u coming here
okay i will finish my work in 30 minutes
7:10 PM me: im leaving by around 7-45 / 8 from here
but where is she currently?
7:12 PM me: http://www.xxxxlingerie.co.uk/
check that out
at work now
7:13 PM save it and check later
i dont even know why im doing ths
u figure it out and let me know ok?
7:14 PM b: lemme see
7:16 PM me: k
so u wanna come along today
or shud i just go ahead
7:17 PM me: ok…
7:32 PM b: okay where do we meet up?
me: aight im leaving here!!!
mayb n then we’ll take an auto to lokhandwala cuz i dunno the buses that go to lokhandwala
7:33 PM b: okay
i am wrapping up shit
7:34 PM me: ok…
but dont bring it along