35 more Random Things about Me:
1. I hate kids! I mean at least the annoying ones… I never want to have any of my own…Cus im sure if I do they’d be as rebellious and disobedient as I am and their first word will be “fuck!”
2. I smoke. (So f*cking what?)
3. I have a shoe fetish. Sneakers, pumps, stilettos whatever. I am their number one biggest fan. Buy me an expensive pretty pair and I’m your slave!!
4. I love shredding machines. The destruction it can do, silently! I think its cause we’re so alike that I love it.
5. I taught myself how to cook. I was raised by my maid as my folks worked all day long. Her.cooking.was.appalling. I either had to teach myself to cook or die of food poisoning. I started before I could even climb high enough. I am a fantastic cook.
6. I am 23 and I still don’t have a bike’s license. Shocking I know.
7. Angelina Jolie annoys the living FUCK out of me. I refuse to watch a movie that has her in it. That poncey pout of hers just makes me want to punch her in the mouth and give her a proper fat lip.
8. I love Jackass. I have a box-set of the DVDs I borrowed from a friend last year. I doubt she’ll ever get them back. I can watch them over and over and over and still think it’s just as funny as the first time.
9. I am a sucker for promotions. Give me a free sample of your product, and I’m likely to buy it. Even if I don’t need it.
10. My current product-related obsession Herbal Essences. I think I must have the entire range!! Every time I go to the shops I get more. I can’t help myself.
11. I am left handed. I cannot even brush my teeth with my right hand, let alone wash my behind!
12. I love hair bands. I wear them all the time when im at home.
13. I love to eat. If I can find anything that’s edible and interesting, ill try it out! Im adventurous like that! The worst I’ve eaten is Camel hump!! *puke*
14. Those prada handbag creations are also a big YAY for me. Love those too. My friend bought a yellow metal one. Don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous in my life.
15. I hate my current hairstyle. The hairdresser fucked it up. But I was too polite to have a shit-fit about it.
16. I love French fries dipped in ice-cream. I won’t eat fries any other way.
17. I have never read a ‘Hardy Boys’ or ‘Babysitter’s Club’ book in my life. While my friends were reading those in the 5th grade I was reading John Grisham.
18. I hated Biology at school. Dropped it at the end of 9th grade and took Math instead. I find that funny, because in Grade 1 I remember winning the bio / science prize. But then again – how hard is it to believe the world is round?
19. if I ever get pregnant, ill have just one, it my other half wants another, he can have it when he can carry it for 9 months!!
20. I only brush my teeth twice a day.
21. The view from window is the street and pan sellers. Welcome to Mumbai. I am originally from Bahrain. I miss everything about it except the unbearable heat, not humidity.
22. I love rock music. 3 Doors Down make me weak at the knees. AR Rahman and Yanni make me want to vomit.
23. I would rather eat crisps than sweets and chocolate. I don’t like chocolate that much. But I can punish a good bag of Lays.
24. TGIF’s steak & Red Box’s pasta is bloody close to my idea of heaven in a jar.
25. I love The Body Shop. Their Brazil nut products smell like fudge.
26. I have no grandfathers alive. But I do have 1 grand-mother still living. Although she’s living with the fairies and its time for her to go…soon!
27. I have one younger sister, who I’d protect with my life, unless im the one killing her
28. I like to stare at people in elevators. It makes them uncomfortable.
29. I hate seeing dirty nails or toe nails. It shows uncleanliness!!
30. I need at least 2 pillows to sleep on at night!
31. I have recently developed a fondness for Corona & Lime. The drink and the song! I wasn’t a very big fan, but now I can’t get enough. The same with Cranberry juice
32. I love reading the agony aunt section and sex advice section in magazines and newspapers. I love reading about other people’s problems. Be honest, you do too!
33. I hate watching sports like show jumping, ice skating, gymnastics or synchronized swimming on TV. Give me rugby and golf and soccer and I’m glued to the screen. Especially soccer.
34. I prefer showering to bathing. Bathing is too lazy I might drown in my own bath tub!
35. I have a seriously foul vocabulary. Yet I cannot talk dirty. I can use words like ‘cock’ and ‘pussy’ as swear words, but ask me to use them in an erotic fashion, and I go all shy.
My favorite swearword right now is ‘dickweed’. I know, it’s appalling.