Conversations that let you know Life tries to cheer us up!

[Siddharth Basrur]
1:10am
michellllleeeee
[You]
1:21am
Siddddddddddddd
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:21am
wasaaaaa
and?
[You]
1:21am
wanted to call but didnt know whether you’d be free
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:21am
arrre
what time?
[You]
1:22am
Around 5 or so
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:22am
you shouldve called na
today was a good day
in most ways
[You]
1:22am
Was it?
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:23am
i lost my brand new gym shoes though
:(:(
[You]
1:23am
WHAT?
How?
Where?
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:23am
think i left em at the gym
[You]
1:23am
😐
Moron
Ask them if theyve found any?
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:23am
2nd time i used them
will ask tomo
[You]
1:25am
If it makes you feel better, i had a terrible blind date this evening.
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:25am
whaaa?
[You]
1:26am
HE WOULDNT EVEN SHUT UP!
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:26am
wher
who?
[You]
1:26am
I think he gave me mouth herpes
my friends set me up for him
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:26am
hahahaha
dude
[You]
1:26am
Throughout the entire date, i kept thinking someone will jump outta somewhere and say ‘You’re BEING PUNKED!’
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:26am
hahahahaha
[You]
1:27am
Not funny.
He had this annoying laugh
where he’d guffaw really loudly.
I didnt know him well enough to tell him to shut up
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:28am
aaawww
[You]
1:28am
he has 3 silver feelings and 2 bad teeth
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:28am
dont worry
[You]
1:28am
he didnt have to tell me
i saw it!
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:28am
hahahaha
[You]
1:28am
I wanted to stab him with my fork
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:28am
dont worry
[You]
1:28am
He excused himself to go to the loo and came back with foundation on his face
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:28am
you’ll find plenty of haryanvi mundas in gudgaon
dooood
seriously??
[You]
1:28am
Im sure he carrys a ladies handbag to keep his compact in!
I felt so ridiculous, i wasnt even wearing make-up!
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:29am
damn
sounds really bad
[You]
1:30am
Also he saw me type away on my phone and said ‘Aww, cute. You’re telling your mom that youre with an extremely gorgeous man for dinner, right? I know, i know, i have that effect on women!’
I wanted to strangle him Sidd.
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:30am
sheeeeee
[You]
1:30am
And kill him in cold blood!
He wanted to have dessert and i wanted to DESERT him!
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:30am
hahahaha
hilarious
this should go on your blog
[You]
1:31am
I wanted that big hole in the ground that everyone talks about to suddenly appear and swallow him up.
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:31am
save this convo
and use
it
[You]
1:31am
I will / 3 hours for dinner and i didnt get to even tell him my name. But i know his family history, im just surprised his last name isnt DOUCHE!
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:32am
sick
[You]
1:32am
Also he introduced himself this way ‘Hi, im stan, my friends call me stan the man, you can call me THE MAN’
He’s like the mayor of douchebagville
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:32am
right out of cheezy movie
[You]
1:32am
Where are all the nice guys Sidd?
Are all of them married?
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:33am
hahaha
[You]
1:33am
Or taken?
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:33am
i could ask the same q about the girls
[You]
1:33am
:(:(
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:33am
i always end up getting attracted to chicks with probs
issues
its like theres something written on my forehead
that draws them to me
i also need to learn how to chill the fuck out
and not think too much
[You]
1:34am
I think we were side by side when they were dishing this out
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:34am
and stay in the here and now
uhun
[You]
1:35am
:(:(
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:35am
last in line probably
its cool
we will live to find another lay
[You]
1:35am
Hang in there Sidd, if nothing when we turn 40 and if we’re still single, ill be your back up
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:35am
hehehe
sounds like a plan
[You]
1:36am
marriage of convenience
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:36am
hmmm
[You]
1:36am
And save ourselves from baggage
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:36am
yea
[You]
1:36am
and douchebags
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:36am
douchebags with baggage
[You]
1:37am
We just formed a new category! Previously named: Exes and Flings.
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:37am
hehehe
have you any friends that would like to have a fling with a nice boy
?
ive never had a fling
[You]
1:39am
All the women i know are in relationships or are unhappily married and flinging already 😐
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:39am
so gimme some unhappily married then!!
[You]
1:39am
I promise to change Delhi girls image soon!
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:39am
as in?
[You]
1:40am
Theyll be nicer to you! PWOMISE!
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:40am
aaawww
thanks
:):)
[You]
1:40am
You’ll like this or hate me —> http://i.imgur.com/8mPNz.jpg (nsfw)
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:41am
hahahahaha
sick
but
hahahahaha
[You]
1:41am
I wasnt sure if it was the horse or the girl
kinda like those confusing images where you have to stare really hard!
[Siddharth Basrur]
1:42am
heheheh
anyhoo
i gots to go
sleepy time is become
[You]
1:44am
Ok, you. Good night.

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