So rather than be boring and long-drawn, let’s be organized and do this in points, shall we?
1. I love banana splits.
2. I say smart things in exchange for food and sometimes money. Money for food.
3. Fluent in all lyrics of the worst songs on the planet.
4. I am aware alcohol won’t solve my problems but it’s better than water or milk.
5. S P E C T A C U L A R V E R N A C U L A R